Dating jokes that are clean
The first cow said, "I tell you, this mad-cow-disease is really pretty scary. Spotting and old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted, "Are there any gators around here?!They say it is spreading fast; I heard it hit some cows down on the Johnson Farm." The other cow replies, "I ain't worried, it don't affect us ducks." A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order. "No bills larger than will be accepted." The woman in front of us, pointing to the sign, remarked, "Believe me, if I HAD a bill larger than , I wouldn't be eating here." I had a dream the other night. Suddenly, a man riding a horse pulls up to the left side of the stagecoach, and a riderless horse pulls up on the right. " "No," the man hollered back, "they ain't been around for years!Indeed, Brigham Young gave a voice to this sentiment when he said, “I want such [entertainment] performed as will make the spectators feel well.” But even though modern comedy too often feels like a veritable blasting zone of crude jokes and curse words, the following four LDS performers strive to demonstrate that for clean comedy, the road is anything but closed.
A: He was a little hoarse Q: What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room? Then, when I had my own 6 children, they were told and retold...yet today!Now they are repeated to grandchildren and great grandchildren - and their fresh peals of laughter still rings in my ear.Consequently, the kids’ grandmother never received any thanks for the Christmas checks she sent to the kids. has helped me meet and attract some of the coolest women you can imagine.